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Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 8 – Team Four Star (TFS)

Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 8 – Team Four Star (TFS)


*Anderson Reading disclaimer* Piracy’s a sin! AND YA KNOW HOW I HATE THAT! Maxwell: *speakers* For ye are the temple of the living God. As God hath said, “I will dwell in them, and walk in them,” “And I will be their God, and they shall be my people.” “Wherefore come out from among them and be ye separate,” sayeth the Lord… “And touch not the unclean thing, and I will receive you!” Little Boy: Mommy? What’s that man talking about? Maxwell: Yes, my fellow Christians… We have come to save you…! Man: Hooray, it’s the Catholic Church–! Maxwell: FROM YOURSELLLVES!!! Man: Oh no, it’s the Catholic Church…! Maxwell: YES! Cleanse the Earth of these sinners! May the Lord have mercy! FOR I… HAVE… NONE!!! Integra: You know… I think your boy Maxwell’s
letting his new authority get to his head a little… You should probably have a talk with him. Heinkel: He’s… he’s just under a lot of pressure. Maxwell: You do not deserve God’s MERCY! If He will not turn you to the afterlife, THEN I WILL! Heinkel: I mean, words only have as much meaning as ve give zem. Maxwell: Sinners will be allowed no quarter! Kill them all! LET GOD SORT THEM OUT! Integra: You’re right~; a lot open to interpretation there… Heinkel: Perhaps one of us SHOULD have a talk vith him… Maxwell: I SHALL BE THE NEW GOD OF THIS WORLD!! Anderson: Aye… let me go have a wee chat. Integra: Oh, I have an idea~ Anderson: Womaaan…! Integra: Why not write down a formal protest~? Anderson: Doooon’t yoooou daaaare…! Integra: You can nail it to his door~… Anderson: Don’t you FUCKIN’ daaaare…! Integra: Like a PROTESTANT~! (Damn!) *Yelling* Anderson: Well, if it isn’t Alucard’s sidekick. Back for more of what I gave ya last time? Seras: Why don’t ya try sticking it in me again? I might like it this time… Heinkel: Father Anderson! Anderson: Context, Heinkel! Integra: Seras, report! And– …e-explain. Seras: Base is secure. Everyone’s dead. Ate Pip. Full-fledged vampire now. Anderson: And you’re going to DIE a full-fledged vampire. It’s a shame your blood sugar daddy won’t be here ta see it. *Guitar strumming* *Andrew W.K’s “Ready to Die” blasting through a loudspeaker* ♪ This is your time to pay ♪ ♪ This is your judgment day ♪ ♪ We made a sacrifice ♪ ♪ And now we get to take your life ♪ ♪ We shoot without a gun ♪ ♪ We’ll take on anyone ♪ ♪ It’s really nothing new ♪ ♪ It’s just a thing we like to do ♪ ♪ You better get ready to die ♪ ♪ (Get ready to die) ♪ ♪ You better get ready to kill ♪ ♪ (Get ready to kill) ♪ ♪ You better get ready to run ♪ ♪ ‘Cause here we com– ♪ Well, well, well… I leave for a day and… The Catholics are crusading, while the Nazis are invading~ Anderson! It’s been only two days, but it feels like YEARS. And you! Umm… How are… I… wanna say… “Logan”…? …Anderson, what’s this guy’s name? Captain: Grrrhhmmm… Alucard: Oh, better watch out for “Hmrmm-hmm”! Integra: AluCAARRRRD! Alucard: WHAAAAAAT? Integra: Release restraint level–! *Banjo music plays*
Jed Forrest: Now hold your horses! *Banjo music plays*
I don’t know who Y’ALL think ya are… *Banjo music plays*
but my name’s Jed Forrest of the South Carolina Baptist Confed– *Banjo music stops abruptly*
Alucard: Shhhhh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh… Alucard: Shhhhh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh… Do you hear that? Jed Forrest: Do I hear wha-? *BLAM* Alucard: Hmm, must have just been the wind. Integra: Fuck it; dropping the formalities! Alucard! Go for a walk~. When hope is gone… Undo this lock… Demonic Alucard: And send me forth… On a moonlit walk…! Release restraint level… Zero. ♪ You better get ready to die ♪ ♪ (Get ready to DIE) ♪ ♪ Well, Party Party Party ♪ ♪ I wanna have a Party ♪ ♪ I need to have a Party ♪ ♪ You better have a Party ♪ ♪ O Party Party Party ♪ ♪ You gotta Party hardy ♪ ♪ I’m gonna have a Party ♪ ♪ Or else you will be sorry ♪ ♪ O Party Party Party ♪ ♪ The Party’s gonna starty ♪ ♪ The Party’s gonna starty ♪
Father Andrea Marco: Guys, I a-don’t want to jinx it… ♪ I know a guy named Marty ♪
Father Andrea Marco: Guys, I a-don’t want to jinx it… ♪ Marty likes to Party ♪
but I a-think we got him– ♪ O Party Party Party ♪
but I a-think we got him– ♪ O Party Party Party ♪
BWAAUGH! ♪ Party make me farty ♪
Major: Und das boot has finally dropped! ♪ I gotta take antacid ♪
Major: Und das boot has finally dropped! ♪ So I can keep on Partying ♪
Major: Und das boot has finally dropped! ♪ So I can keep on Partying ♪ Integra: I think it’s worth noting that this is the first time he’s ever followed my orders without any back-sass. ♪ Sweet sweet Party ♪
Integra: I think it’s worth noting that this is the first time he’s ever followed my orders without any back-sass. ♪ Party Party Party ♪
Integra: I think it’s worth noting that this is the first time he’s ever followed my orders without any back-sass. ♪ You gotta Party ♪
It’s simultaneously satisfying… ♪ And I wanna Party ♪
It’s simultaneously satisfying… ♪ And I wanna Party ♪
and disappointing… ♪ Who’s gonna make this Party started? ♪
and disappointing… ♪ Who’s gonna make this Party started? ♪
Maxwell: *Panicked* Eh… ♪ Who’s gonna make this Party started? ♪
Eh, s-send in the reinforcements! Send in the Mexican Inquisition! ♪ Me! ♪
Send in the Mexican Inquisition! Send in the Mexican Inquisition! ♪ Me! ♪
Don Diego De La Vega: They expected us… They expected all of us! Don Diego De La Vega: They expected us… They expected all of us! ♪ ME!!! ♪
Don Diego De La Vega: They expected us… They expected all of us! ¡¡Díos mio!! *Sick Guitar Solo*
Don Diego De La Vega: N-Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Maxwell: Send in the Salvation Army! Abbot Puiser: Holy fuck, bro! This is what we get for sticking our necks out! Maxwell: Ngh… Nghhh…! Send in the forces of the Temple Beth Zion! Man: They fucked off before the battle even STARTED!!! Bartłomiej Jeleniak: Seriously, I can’t believe they thought we were going to help them! *Laughter* Jewish Guy: That’s for the Rhineland Massacres, ya schmuck! (Crusade of 1096) Maxwell: JEWWWWWWWS…! *Guitar Strumming*
Maxwell: JEWWWWWWWS…! Major: It’s kind of hilarious in a mundane vay, isn’t it? Maxwell: NO NO NO NO NO…! Herr Doctor: What is, Herr Major? Maxwell: NO NO NO NO NO! Major: Zat none of these vhaffle munchers ever put it together zat “Alucard” backvards is… Maxwell: DRACULAAAAAAAAAA???!!! *Music ends* Herr Doctor: To be fair, how long did it take for us to figure zat out? Major: A fair point. But, we were very busy planning Vorld Var ♪ Three~ ♪! Herr Doctor: True… Also, I believe our forces are being *laughing* quite literally slaughtered. Major: Ha! Who gives a shit? Zey’re Nazis! Maxwell: All remaining forces! Form up and protect your Neo-Pope! AAARRGHH…! Ughh… aaagh! Ughh! Ha! Stupid demon zombies! Claw away all you want! The only thing that could pierce my Holy Pope Box… is the will of God Hims-! *The will of God himself* *Strangled cries of terror* *Anderson Laughing* Maxwell: ANDERSON! ¡¿PORRR QUÉÉÉÉ?! Anderson: It is the sacred duty of the Iscariot Organization to punish the demon, the heretic… …and the false god… Maxwell: *Horrified gasps* Anderson: Also, you’re a daft cunt! Maxwell: *Terrified whimper* *Terrified* Anderson…! Anderson, I don’t deserve this…! Anderson: “Sinners will be allowed no quarter…” “Kill them all, and let God sort them out.” Maxwell: AAAAGGHH…!! Seras: *Awkward* Sooooooo… This is restraint level zero, huh? Integra: These are five hundred years and change of souls that Alucard has consumed… After a while, he stopped actually killing people himself and started hanging around battlefields, letting others do it for him. Seras: How many souls has he–?? Integra: Chowed down on? Ooohh, two million… …ish…? He calls it his… Ughhh… “#LifeHack”… Seras: *Scoffs* He would… Integra: *Exasperated sigh, followed by a deep inhale* Let’s go welcome him back! Anderson: *Solemn* I’m not sorry for what I did, Maxwell… …but I am sorry I had to do it. Anderson: And what has brought YOU to our sanctuary of love and brotherhood, my boy? Young Maxwell: I have a terrible guilt and rage inside me that can only be quelled by the blood and subjugation of the unclean! Anderson: Oh ho! You’ll fit right in! You were a good boy, Maxwell… Shame you were such a shit man. Anderson: *comms* To the Iscariot Order and all surviving Crusaders: Fall back to the Vatican! Heinkel: But Father Anderson, ve still have our orders and– Anderson: Ya don’t have to follow orders when your leader’s actin’ like a daft cunt! Anderson: Also, Maxwell’s dead, so… Heinkel: *Feigned sorrow* Oooh, zat’s a… tragedy… Anderson: Don’t weep for the stupid. You’ll be cryin’ all day. Now follow my orders. There’s something I must take care of… Heinkel: Father Anderson… There is no way you can beat Alucard as he is now. Anderson: Maybe you’re right, Heinkel… But I want to take a stab at it anyway… *WOOSH* Integra: I’m not sure we’ve technically met… Dracula: *Transylvanian accent* It is an honor, my Master, Sir Integra Hellsing… Please… a-just call me Drac. Integra: I don’t think I’m going to do that. Dracula: As you vish… Seras: Euh… ‘ello… Master! Eh… it’s me! Heh… Th-th-the police girl! Eeek! Dracula: Ah, good! It varms this long dead heart of mine to see you so grown up… Seras… Victoria. *Seras squees adorably* Integra: N’aww, this is nice~ Anderson: ALUCAAAAAAAAAARD!! Dracula: Alucard is not here right now. You face Count Dracula of Wallachia. Anderson: Call yourself whatever ya want, you crazy vampire bastard! I’m here to cleanse the Earth of your filth, once and for all! Dracula: Many have tried and failed. Yet, if it is my fate to fall to your blade… *Sharp Clang* then let it be so… worthy opponent. Anderson: Time the fuck out! If we’re doin’ this… and we ARE doing this…! I’m not gonna come swinging at *DRACULA*… I’M KILLIN’ ALUCARD! Dracula: You do know that it’s just my name spelled– Anderson: OF COURSE I DO! SHUT UP AND BRING HIM OUT! AHHHH! Dracula: *Slightly disappointed* Very well… *sigh* if you insist… Alucard: *regular accent* Hey there, Padre! How’s little Timmy? You know what’s good for getting cum stains out of altar boy robes? Holy Water! Did’ya miss me? Anderson: Like coke after Lent! Alucard: Wait… are we talking cola or cocai–? *Painful Groan* *And another* Alucard: Hope you don’t mind, I brought some friends! …Associates? …Slaves; I br– I brought slaves. Anderson: The more, THE MERRIER! Alucard: The runner takes his mark, the starting gun is fired, and it’s off to the races, folks! He swings to the left! He SWINGS to the right! He’s right in the thick of it, ladies and gentlemen! And what’s this? Oh, it’s a regular ol’ bayonet jamboree! And who’s this squaring up against him, standing 8’5” and weighing in at 600lbs? It’s Biiiiiiiig It’s Biiiiiiiig BARRY! Better watch out! He’s got no gag reflex! And he’s a hugger! But wait, there’s MORE! *Gunfire* Heinkel: Yumi, do ze thing! Yumi: *Speaking Japanese* Anderson: Yumi! Heinkel! I gave you express bloody orders to–! Heinkel: Ve don’t have to follow orders vhen our leader’s acting like a daft cunt! Anderson: That’s the only time you get to call me ANY kinda cunt! Alucard: She is sassy as fuck! Holy shit, I like her! Heinkel: Iscariots! Do you vant to live forever? Paladins: We will live forever! In God’s grace! Alucard: Y’all know you’re Naruto running, right? Iscariot: God… IS GREAT–! *BOOM!!!* Alucard: Ninja catholic suicide bombers… Heh, what a fun day! *Multiple suicide bombers shouting “GOD IS GREAT!”* Alucard: Is it racist to say that sounds better in Arabic? Anderson: Any last words, MONSTER? Alucard: Have you ever thought about carbonating the blood of Christ? You know, give the kids something fizzy to drink,
you know, before they wake up in an hour? Alucard: Oh, sweet! You’ve got some on ya. Anderson: I forgive you… Alucard: …Excuse me? Anderson: Everything you’ve said… everything you’ve done… Anderson: I forgive you. Alucard: Well, isn’t that convenient… But it’s not up to you, is it? It’s up to your PRECIOUS God. Anderson: You’re right. Would you like to speak to him? Heinkel: Isn’t zat one of ze nails that pierced Christ’s body? From ze “Don’t Fuck Vith This” armory? Vere they keep ze Ark of ze Covenant, ze Dead
Sea scrolls, and ze ACTUAL Body of Christ?! Alucard: Ooh, la, la! You’ve got a nail with some Savior juice on it! What’cha gonna do; stab me through the heart? Anderson: Not yours… Alucard: *Angry* No, no, no…! Anderson: MINE. Alucard: *Angry* Nononononono no no NO! ((Co-captioner’s note: Good luck sleeping tonight, folks!)) Anderson: *distorted* Through the Ministry of the Church, may God give you pardon and peace… Anderson: And I absolve you from your sins…
???: And I absolve you from your sins… In the name of the Father,
In the name of the Father, In the name of the Father, and of the Son,
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit…
In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Spirit… Amen.
Amen. Alucard: *Thinking* Ugh, shit, this hurts…! This is a deep pain… Oh, cool, it gets worse! ???: Vlad Teppes of Wallachia… Son of the Dragon… The Impaler. Alucard: *In pain* Oh, fuck me, he wasn’t kidding! *Clears throat* *Sniffs* Hello, God! God: Dracula… Alucard: Actually, I go by “Alucard”, now. God: Hold that thought… Alucard: Hey, hey, hey, what are you doing? Hey, hey! Stop that! STOP THAT! THOSE ARE MINE!!! God: I am forgiving your sins and releasing the
damned souls you have imprisoned within you. Alucard: *Laughing* Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho-hold on… *Deep breath* YOU’VE got a problem with people using others for their own ends?! What? Should I be giving you credit for the IDEA? IS THAT IT?! God: What is the source of your anger, child? Alucard: Oh, fuck you! You’re omniscient, you already know. God: Yes… I want you to SAY it… *Annoyed grunt* God: …Was it the ten years of ra–? Alucard: It was the ten years of RAPE! Nailed it like the FUCKING Romans! Alucard: Let me ask ya something, “Yahweh”… Which set of prints were yours in the sand? The hand prints, the knee prints, OR the footprints behind THOSE?! God: I have a plan for everyone. Alucard: And what’s the plan for the starving children in… to-ho, I don’t know… in “Name An African Country”? Alucard: Is it for them to die? Because if so, killer plan~! But… do you know who WAS there for me? Who answered my prayers, FINALLY? Here, let’s PUT ‘IM ON! God: I saw this coming, but I’m still not looking forward to it… *Dialtone* *Dialtone* Satan: Hi, God. God: Hi, Satan… Satan: Heyyy, so… I know it’s been a while… but, y’know, again, so sorry for what happened to your son. That was just terrible. God: Mmhmm… Satan: Remember… if you ever want to talk about it, I’m there for you. Well, you know what I mean – down here. *Laughs* Here, cuz you sent me here to Hell. But that’s okay… Ah, and by the way if you ever want to stop by, I make some… KILLER… avocado toast; you wouldn’t believe it. God: Mmhmm… Satan: But anyways… Alucard has been a super huge help
down here, uh, really cleaning up the place… I just wanted to thank you for forsaking him and sending him our way. Thank you so much. God: Mmhmm. Satan: By the way, uh, while I got you here, could you maaaaybe ease up on the requirements for getting in to Heaven? You know, it’s just that Hell is getting a WEE bit full down here… *Unintelligible whining* God: Anyway, Alucard… You are forgiven. And if you are brave enough to accept it– Alucard: Didn’t ask; don’t need it; go fuck yourself! God: Hmm… Satan: That’s a pretty fair offer, Alucard. Satan: What are you going to do? Alucard: The same thing we agreed to all those years ago. As I lay there… Betrayed by the Lord I thought on my side… Made a monster in his name… I swore I would not allow another monster like myself to exist in this world! Satan: *Laughs awkwardly* *Sigh* Hey by the way, can I get my dogs back? Alucard: No, they’re mine now! Anderson: Ughh… It looks like you got what you’ve always wanted… Alucard. Alucard: I didn’t want this… Anderson: Ye stole my heart… Alucard: *emotional* Ohhh… fu– fuckin’ come on, man… Anderson: *Weak cough* …Times like this… I’m reminded of one of my favorite verses… “Whosoever shed man’s blood, by man shall his blood be shed,” “For in the image of God, made He man.” Alucard: What chapter is that verse from? Anderson: Boondock Saints. *Coughing while chuckling* Ahh, my favorite movie… Alucard: *chuckles* *Deep breath* …Fuckin’ called it. Anderson: Alucard, I hate you… But I understand you. You seek out your own justice to right the countless wrongs you have committed… To find forgiveness… and salvation… But when you find it… Will you accept it? As a man, much like you, once lost, adrift in the mad world… I made peace with my demons. May I tell you how? Alucard: Of course… …my friend. Anderson: I– *STOMP* Walter: Said three Hail Marys, ate my vitamins, Fucked off, And died, A- A-men. Alucard: *Enraged beyond mortal comprehension* WWALLLLLTERRRRRRR!!! Alucard: ♪ How does a bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a Scotsman ♪ ♪ Dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot ♪ ♪ In an Italian village without a roof for sleeping under ♪ ♪ Grow up to be a deadly demon hunter? ♪ Seras: ♪ The Paladin, Catholic father without a father ♪ ♪ Got a lot farther by working a lot harder ♪ ♪ By being a lot smarter, by being a self-starter at fourteen, ♪ ♪ Who knew he was gonna become a martyr? ♪ Major: ♪ Zen a vampire came und devastation reigned ♪ ♪ Our man saw zis monster sucking blood from people’s veins ♪ ♪ So he took a holy blade und he stabbed it in ze brain ♪ ♪ Ze vampire was slain; ze incident lit a flame! ♪ Alucard: ♪ Well the word got around, they said, “This kid is insane, man” ♪ ♪ Took up a collection just to send him to the Vatican ♪ ♪ Get your ordination, don’t forget from whence you came ♪ ♪ And the world’s gonna know your name. ♪ ♪ What’s your name, man?! ♪ Choir: ♪ Alexander Anderson! ♫ Kaiserneko: Hey, folks! If you enjoyed that ending credits song, then check the description for a link to the full version. Also, check out our new Hellsing shirt, “Anderson: A
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100 comments on “Hellsing Ultimate Abridged Episode 8 – Team Four Star (TFS)

  1. It's like these guys throw jabs at God to justify themselves. It's always some straw man argument they huddle behind to cower from a possible truth that makes them smaller than they are

  2. wait question, if alexander is a regenerator like established early on in ultimate, why isn't his arm healing?

  3. What i learned today, in the hellsing universe, satan and Dracula are the polite guys while god is the asshole.
    Alright fair enough

  4. If I was Maxwell I would have cleaned up the vampires and taken the credit for the win and inspire more people to join the Catholics…just saying that’s a better plan than just genocide.

  5. ANYONE ELSE CLIMAX AT ALUCARDS BEST MOMENT EVER "When hope is gone… undo this lock… and send me forth… on a moon lit walk….release restraint level…….. zero."

  6. I haven’t seen many people mention this in the comments, but I just wanted to call some attention to it. Christopher Guerrero’s voice acting as Maxwell is on point. At 6:30, the way he yells “DRACULA?!”, just completely shows how terrified he is in that moment. Absolutely amazing.

  7. Hi teamFourstar, big ups for your videos!! i was wondering why since you have used the omen theme music you don't have it written in the description. It was hard finding this song. Some other people might appreciate it as well so maybe you can put it up now 🙂 thanks in advance

  8. greatest moment hands down is this:

    Anderson: I forgive you, everything you said and everything you've done, I forgive you

    Alucard: Well isn't that convenient, but its not up to you is it. its up to your precious god

    Anderson: your right would you like to speak to him

    skip a bit of dialoge

    Alucard: oh lala you got a nail with some saviour juice on it what you gonna do stab me in the heart

    Andeson: not yours

    Alucard: No

    Anderson:mine

  9. Zack was a great choice to cast as the Devil. To be honest I’m not sure wether he’s patronizing or being sincere to God when they speak, either way it still gets a laugh out of me when he’s revealed.

  10. I love how everyone just stopped killing each other just to kill 1 guy and don't forget the kkk/crusaders probably have no idea how Alucard is they just knew he had to die .

  11. Not really religious but boi did love Anderson quoting this
    "Whosoever shed man's blood, by man shall his blood be shed: for in the image of God made he man."

  12. "We will live forever, in God's grace"
    Proceeds to Naruto run, which alucard points out
    (Is it bad that since september i've been pissed off everytime i see someone do that, and have their target not be a maximum security military installment?)

  13. Helsing ultimate is awesome for going above and beyond to make a western influenced show….but the abriged versions script just nails it like the fucking Romans taking ques from other action comedys. Hell put it on auto play and you have yourself a Horror Comedy film

  14. “Let me ask you something Yahweh, which set of prints were yours in the sand? The hand prints, the knee prints, or the foot prints behind THOSE?” And I oop— 😮😬😶

  15. I hadn't noticed before, but Alucard's left pistol is custom designed for left hand use. The ejector port is on the left side, so the casings won't eject toward him. Perfect for an ambidextrous shooter who dual wields!

  16. anyone know what that song is around the 3 min mark, u know the one that's playing when alucard rolls up on that boat

  17. I appreciate the fact that alucard without any restriction presents such an insane threat that literal nazi vampires, the catholic church and everyone else ALL team up to try and stop him while only three people realize that nothing short of a god can stop him and watch as everyone fruitlessly attacks hoping in vain that they do not die

  18. The Catholic Church: “WE HAVE COME TO SAVE YOU!”
    Citizens: “HORRAY ITS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH!”
    The Catholic Church: ”FROM YOURSELVES.”
    Citizens: “Oh no it’s the Catholic Church.”

  19. 14:40 I just noticed how Anderson makes a cross with his swords, and Alucard makes an upside-down cross with his guns. Cool symbolism!

  20. Seras : "Base is secure. Everyone's dead. Ate Pip. Full-fledged vampire now."
    Anderson : "And you're going to die a full fledged vampire. It's a shame your blood sugar daddy won't be here to see it!"
    music starts
    Alucard : "Bitch, I know you didn't just threaten my Seras…"

  21. It is the sacred duty of the Iscariot Organization to punish the demon, the heretic… and the false god.

    Also, you're a daft cunt!

    I like Anderson a lot more, now.

  22. At 0:56 are they Christians or Catholic or both cause I always hear both all the time but just to be fair I'm going to go with both

  23. I love the rivalry between Alucard and Anderson, one minute they have a murder boner for each other, next minute they’re best friends.

  24. "Time the fuck out! If we are doing this, and WE ARE doing this, I'm not gonna come swinging at "Dracula", I'm killing Alucard!!!"
    "…..you do know it's just my name spelled…."
    "OF COURSE I DO!!!! SHUT UP AND BRING HIM OUT!!!"

  25. London starts to look like this these days. All the immigrants that don't belong there are turning it into the hell-hole you see here.

  26. For ye are the temple of the living God.
    As God hath said "I will dwell in them, and walk in them,
    And I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
    Wherefore come out from among them and be ye separate"
    Sayeth the Lord…
    "And touch not the unclean thing, and I will receive you!"

    Yes, my fellow Christians…
    We have come to save you…!

    FROM YOURSELVES!

    YES! Cleanse the Earth of these sinners!
    May the Lord have mercy!

    FOR
    I
    HAVE
    NONE !

    You do not deserve God's MERCY!
    If He will not turn you to the afterlife, THEN I WILL!

    Sinners will be allowed no quarter!
    Kill them all!
    LET GOD SORT THEM OUT!

    I SHALL BE THE NEW GOD OF THIS WORLD!

    […]

    Ha !
    Stupid demon zombies!
    Claw away all you want!
    The only thing that could pierce my Holy Pope Box..
    Is the will of God Hims…!

    *It is the sacred duty of the Iscariot Organisation to punish the demon,… the heretic… and the fals god…

    Also, you're a daft cunt!

    Sinners will be allowed no quarter…
    Kill them all, and let God sort them out.*

    100% of Maxwell's arrogance + Retribution

    *You were a good boy, Maxwell…

    Shame you were such a shit man.*

  27. Alucard entering a battlefield on a damaged aircraft with music blaring in the background and being casual about it… even if this is the abridged series that is not only badass but also hilarious in its own way.

  28. Anderson is probably my favorite character (original and TFS version). He’s the kind of fanatic that made (and makes) the Catholic Church so dangerous, and yet, at the same time, you could almost certainly trust him. You know exactly what motivates him, and he’d probably see deception on his part as a sin.

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