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House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Process Against Trump on Halloween

House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Process Against Trump on Halloween


THANK YOU FOR JOINING US. IT IS HALLOWEEN NIGHT. IF YOU’RE WATCHING AT HEM WONDERING WHY A GIANT ORANGE PEANUT IS TALKING TO YOU, YOU SMOKED TOO MUCH WEED AND SHOULD GO TO THE HOSPITAL RIGHT AWAY. I’M DRESSED AS A CIRCUS PEANUT IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW. WHY? I HAVE NO IDEA. I DON’T REMEMBER. BUT I THINK WE DECIDED THIS IN JUNE AND IT SEEMED LIKE A FOGOO IDEA. I THINK I SAID I WANTED TO BE THE SAME COLOR AS THE PRESIDENT PRESIDENT’S FACE, AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED. CIRCUS PEANUTS ARE AMERICA’S SECOND FAVORITE CANDY. IT WAS NOT A HAPPY HALLOWEEN FOR THE SOUR PATCH KID IN THE OVAL OFFICE. ONE DAY HISTORY WILL ASK WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE HOUSE VOTES ON THE IMPEACHMENT INQUIRY, AND I WILL SAY ON STAGE DRESSED AS AN ORANGE PEANUT. THE REPUBLICANS IN THE SENATE WILL DO NOTHING ABOUT IT. BUT TRUMP TWEETED THIS WAS THE GREATEST WITCH HUNT IN AMERICAN HISTORY ON HALLOWEEN, WHICH WAS FUNNY. HE CLAIMED IMPEACHMENT IS HURTING THE STOCK MARKET. AND ONCE AGAIN, DEFENDED HIS PERFECT CALL WITH THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT. HE WROTE “READ THE TRANSCRIPT.” WHICH, THIS IS LIKE LORI LAUGHLIN SAYING, CHECK MY KIDS’ S.A.T. SCORES. NOT ONE REPUBLICAN VOTED IN FAVOR OF THE IMPEACHMENT RESOLUTION. IN THE SENATE, MITCH McCONNELL LASHED OUT AND SAID THE DEMOCRATS ARE TAKING A VACATION FROM THE NEEDS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE. INSTEAD OF WASTING TIME ON THIS, YOU SHOULD BE SENDING OVER LEGISLATION FOR ME TO KILL. MITCH McCONNELL IS SITTING ON OVER 100 BILLS RIGHT NOW. HE USES THEM TO NEST HIS TER RARE YUM. THIS CAME ON THE HEELS OF THE HOMETOWN TEAM WINNING THE WORLD SERIES. AND THE TOP HINCH LADY PUT A POSITIVE SPIN.>>SINCE THE PRESIDENT CAME TO OFFICE, THE HOCKEY TEAMS AND THE NATIONALS HAVE WON THEIR NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP. WE’RE EXCITED.>>Jimmy: I GUESS YOU TAKE WHATEVER CREDIT YOU CAN GET. THE GAME WAS IN HOUSTON. BUT NATIONALS FANS HAD A WATCH PARTY AT THE STADIUM IN D.C. AND THE PARTY WAS HIGHLIGHTED BY THIS MOMENT. YEAH. THAT AERK THAT, IF THAT AIN’T AMERICA, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS, HE SHOULD REPLACE THE EAGLE AS THE NATIONAL BIRD. ONE OF THE LOCAL NEWS CHANNELS DID THE THING WHERE THEY WENT OUT ON THE STREET TO SAY HELLO TO DRUNKEN FANS AND GOT A BIT MORE ENTHUSIASM THAN THEY WERE EXPECTING.>>YOU’VE BEEN SUCH A GRACIOUS FAN, TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS.>>I THINK THIS IS HUGE FOR D.C., D.C. NEEDED THIS. WE GOT SOME [ BLEEP ] IN THE [ BLEEP ] IN THE WHITE HOUSE.>>Jimmy: SAVE THAT LANGUAGE FOR CNN, YOUNG MAN. THE NATIONALS’ VICTORY PARADE IS ON SATURDAY IN WASHINGTON, JUST

73 comments on “House Votes to Formalize Impeachment Process Against Trump on Halloween

  1. 🎶 It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
    A beautiful day for Impeachment.
    Would you inquire? Could you inquire?
    Won't you Impeach the POTUS 🎶

  2. Seriously, he’s not getting impeached you libtards, just because you keep saying it’s going to happen, doesn’t make it true lol

  3. Finally, have been referring to the Liar-In-Chief as a circus peanut for years. Thanks for bringing it to life Jimmy!

  4. I see Kellyanne sucked the blood of a goat in a graveyard at the witching hour again this Samhain… She looks renewed for another year of spreading darkness in the name of the Master.. and look at how smooth whoever's face she's wearing is on that skull!

  5. Moscow Mitch McTraitor took $3,500,000 from Russian mobster and blocking election security he likes Russian interference

  6. Halloween is about scaring people, but this time I’m just laying on my bed crying tears of joy that Trump is gonna get impeached probably soon

  7. Hmm ! Have an ldea for a NEW National Monument – "Mt. Flushmore" , featuring the likenesses of : Presidents A. Johnson , Hoover , Nixon AND Trump ! … "Daddy , why is there a Jack-o-lantern on the mountain , too" ?!? 😂 !

  8. I hear Kimmel is breaking all the rating records, I guess it must be his well balanced political observations that drawing people to his show.

  9. The evidence will be made public in the House so Moscow Mitch can't subvert the process and hide it in the Senate (he still wants his aluminum mill). The Liar in Chief is a Russian agent, a tax cheat, money launderer and a serial sexual molester. At the very least Dirty Donald and the Denizens of Demagoguery are guilty of violating 18 U.S.C. 1519. Now the world will see and know what side of the law the GOP stands on.

  10. Kellywise the Dancing Clown wearing a baseball cap is just wrong. Looks so out of place. I got 1996 Ultimate Warrior wearing a ball cap vibes all over again.

  11. FLASH: His Lard IM🍑🤴Donald J. Trump has RUN AWAY from his home in NYC to his KFC resort bunker of Fart-a-Lotto in Florida!! Yea, Don has saved a 'couch kneeling spot' for Kelly Ann Conway on the office sofa now that coven Halloween Witch duties are over i.e., yanking candy from PWT kids at the trailer park. 🧛‍♀️💩

  12. I think Colbert says Trump looks like a circus peanut that’s been microwaved and rubbed on a golden retriever?! Lol

  13. McConnell sitting on over 100 bills passed by the House about important legislation that Americans support. Unconscionable!

  14. If you have a half a brain cell left, you wouldn't vote for GOP in the next 100 years. This is like a bunch a people seeing someone murdered, and tell the cops, nope, didn't see anything.

  15. TRUMP; o melhor presidente dos Estados Unidos dos últimos anos, parabéns povo americano pela escolha nas urnas !

  16. Sr. Presidente Trump nós anseiamos a vossa presença no Brasil venha logo por favor, e o mundo vera como se deve reverenciar um mito !

  17. I am enjoying how all these late night talk shows ratings are dropping like crazy. I miss the good ole days when these shows weren’t all politics 24/7

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