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Naked & Afraid: Celebrity Edition – SNL


>>>FROM THE CREATORS OF NA AND AFRAID. IT’S NAKED AND AFRAID CELEB EDITION. THE SHOW WHERE TWO CELEBRIT USE THEIR SKILLS TO SURVIVE NAKED IN THE WILD FOR 21 DA.>>I THINK I AGREED TO DO T SHOW BECAUSE I LIKE TO TEST LIMITS, CHALLENGE MYSELF.>>I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS, WH ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET NAKE? [ CAR HORN ]>>OH, THERE’S A CAR, IT MUE MY PARTNER.>>WHOO! [ LAUGHTER ]>>THE COOL BREEZE FEELS GON MY ASS, MAN. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WHEN MY AGENT ASKED ME I WANTED TO APPEAR ON THE SHO NAKED. I WAS LIKE YEAH. BUT THEN HE WAS LIKE, HEY, FULL TITLE IS “NAKED AND AFRAID.” I’M LIKE, WHAT AM I AFRAID I’M LESLIE JONES. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WHOO! PETER DINKLAGE ARE YOU KIDD ME RIGHT NOW? I’M SUCH A BIG FAN, MAN. THIS IS GOING TO BE SO DOPE. HEY, LET ME JUST START OFF SAYING, YOU ARE PACKIN’. [ LAUGHTER ]>>BEFORE THE CHALLENGE, A OF EXPERTS GAVE PETER AN INL PRIMITIVE SURVIVAL RATING O 4.1 FOR BEING AN AVID HIKER COMPLETING COMBAT TRAINING “GAME OF THRONES.” AND LESLIE WAS GIVEN AN INI PSR OF 5.7 FOR SURVIVING COMPTON. [ LAUGHTER ]>>FOR THE 21 DAY CHALLENGE PETER AND LESLIE WERE EACH ALLOWED TO BRING ONE SURVIV ITEM.>>MAN, TELL ME YOU BROUGHT SOMETHING GOOD.>>YEAH, I BROUGHT A FIRE STARTER KIT, YOU KNOW.>>NICE, BUT I GOT YOU BEAT. FRANK’S RED-HOT.>>WHY DID YOU BRING HOT SA? WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING SOMETHING TO SURVIVE WITH?>>HEY, THIS IS A SURVIVAL , OKAY? I PUT THIS [ BLEEP ] ON EVERYTHING. DON’T START WITH ME ON DAY TYRION.>>SHE KNOWS MY NAME ISN’T TYRION. I TOLD HER SEVERAL TIMES TOL ME PETER.>>PETER IS A WHINY BITCH. [ LAUGHTER ] OKAY? DID YOU KNOW HE’S A VEGETAR? ALL WE’VE BEEN EATING IS LE. AND NOT ONCE, NOT ONCE DID COMPLIMENT MY BODY. IT’S LIKE, YOU DON’T WANT T? DUMB [ BLEEP ]. [ LAUGHTER ]>>WITH NIGHTTIME APPROACHI PETER AND LESLIE MUST BUILD SHELTER TO PROTECT THEMSELV FROM THE ELEMENTS.>>THE [ BLEEP ] TAKING YOU LONG?>>I’M BUILDING US A PLACE SLEEP, LESLIE.>>OH, WELL, MAKE SURE YOU D US A BIG OLD BED TOO. [ LAUGHTER ]>>SHE’S A REAL HORN DOG. SERIOUS. HOW IS THERE NOT AN OPEN SE HARASSMENT CASE AGAINST HER?>>LESLIE, I CAN’T BREATH. YOU’RE CRUSHING ME.>>I’M NOT CRUSHING YOU. I’M SAVING YOUR LIFE. THIS IS BODY WARMTH.>>WHY IS YOUR HAND DOWN TH?>>THAT’S WHERE THE WARMESTT IS. [ LAUGHTER ] GO TO SLEEP, TYRION.>>AFTER 12 DAYS OF EATING LEAVES, TENSIONS RISE.>>THE WOMAN’S COMPLETELY INSANE.>>TYRION, SAVE ME!>>ALL SHE DOES IS TALK ABO KEEPING IT REAL.>>I KEEP IT REAL, YO.>>YOU KEEP IT LOUD.>>THAT’S RIGHT, BECAUSE IT REAL.>>AFTER SURVIVING 21 DAYS THE WILD. PETER AND LESLIE FINALLY MAT TO THE EXTRACTION POINT. LESLIE’S PSR LOWERED BY TWOL POINTS FOR BREAKING THE SHOO DRUG POLICY. AND HER SEVERAL ATTEMPTS TO HER PARTNER. [ LAUGHTER ]>>COME BACK YOU TASTY MORS!>>HOWEVER, PETERS PSR LEVE ROSE THREE POINTS AFTER SUR 21 DAYS WITH LESLIE. A FEAT NO MAN HAS EVER ACHI.>>GIVE ME THEM STICKS.>>WELL, WE SURVIVED.>>WE MADE IT TOGETHER, YOU KNOW?>>I THINK I’M ACTUALLY GOIO MISS YOU.>>COME HERE, MAN, GIVE ME HUG.>>I LOVE YOU, TYREE.>>PETER.>>WHATEVER MAN. [ APPLAUSE ]

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