Shrek (2001) – An All-Star Ogre Opening Scene (1/10) | Movieclips
Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was lookin’ kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead. The years start comin’ and they don’t stop comin’. Fed to the rules and I hit the ground runnin’. Didn’t make sense not to live for fun. Your brain gets smart, but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to see. So what’s wrong with takin’ the backstreets? You’ll never know if you don’t go. You’ll never shine if you don’t glow. Hey now you’re an all-star. Get your game on, go play Hey, now, you’re a rock star. Get the show on, get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shootin’ stars break the mold. It’s a cool place . . . and they say it gets colder. You’re bundled-up now, but wait ’til ‘ya get older, but the meteor men beg to differ . . . judging by the hole in the satellite picture. The ice we skate is gettin’ pretty thin. The water’s getting warm, so you might as well swim. My world’s on fire. How ’bout yours? That’s the way I like it and I’ll never get bored. Hey now, you’re an all-star. Get your game on. Go play. Hey now you’re a rock star. Get the show on. Get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shootin’ stars break the mold. Hey now, you’re an all-star. Get your game on. Go play. Hey now, you’re a rock star. Get the show on. Get paid. And all that glitters is gold. Only shootin’ stars break the mold. -Think it’s in there? -All right. Let’s get it! Whoa, hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Yeah. It’ll grind your bones for its bread. [Laughs] Yes. Well, actually that would be a giant. Now, ogres, they’re much worse. They’ll make a soup from your freshly, peeled skin. -No! -They’ll shave your liver. -Oh, no! -Squeeze the jelly
from your eyes! Actually, it’s quite good on toast. Back! Back beast! Back! I warn ya! -[Gasping] -Right. [Roaring] [Shouting] [Continue Roaring] [Continue Shouting] [Whispers] This is the part where you run away.