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SONGIFY STAR WARS, but everything goes wrong because Luke is obsessed with Tosche Station

SONGIFY STAR WARS, but everything goes wrong because Luke is obsessed with Tosche Station


[Music] look take these two over to the garage buddy I want to clean up for dinner without going into tosche station to pick up some power converters you have to waste time with your friends when your chores are done come on without washing station [Music] Hey [Music] [Music] you must learn the ways of the boss you got a couple days older education justice fan [Music] [Music] they’ll be disease identification we don’t need to be an identification these are going to look these aren’t the droids we’re looking for you can go by the business you can go about your business where are you going to go she’s got more counts kid to make point five that’s my speech Chewie lock in the auxiliary power Chewie lucky near chili power why are we still moving towards confidence pulling us in there’s gotta be something [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] [Music] there’s something alive in here [Music] most of [Music] [Music] come on [Music] tarji charging station [Music] the fighter should be able to penetrate an analysis of the plans hematite state weakness and defense leaflets required to maneuver treat down the stretch walking areas only to meet us wife let’s just fight the sharpie may the force be with me man ships use photon torpedoes head precisely that’s it’s not [Music] [Music] stay on target [Music] [Music] nor community style walkers I am a senior nobody [Music] there station I never get out [Music] [Music] [Music] what’s wrong enough to pull ears off a gundark mustard why you feel it’s good like I believe in our genes a station just as a parent [Music] Jack oh we got a malfunction in fire control I believe into our shooting jacket guy Tadashi torchy station [Music] [Music] the for treating you sorry I’m sorry Bonita Tashi station [Music] okay I believe in you station you don’t put me off that sparkly charging station [Music] my head [Music] I [Music] allow me to introduce myself I am Luke Skywalker oh I’m sure that we can work out an arrangement you will bring Captain solo to me [Music] [Music] [Music] snowboy the charging station justice bear tamashii station I never station station hopes that you will die honorably the great Jabba the Hutt will now listen to your piece anyway take a seat Chava this is your last chance pre-op portable washing station [Music] atashi station hurry the Alliance should be assembled by now have a promise to keep an old friend that’s right r2 we’re going to the Toshi’s fan [Music] [Music] wedding remains Peter you must confront Vader in station [Music] [Music] the Emperor’s made a critical error on the time for our Tigers Country Facial brought to us by the Bothan spies exact location we also know of the weapon system service start right operation it is ready to be unprotected my teams ready I don’t have a command for the shuttle general [Music] Luke where’s Leia I thought she was with you well she didn’t come back we got separated [Music] [Music] what’s wrong well so tell me what’s traveling [Music] [Music] brightly done with our live team giving to your name and your journey towards the dark fulfill your destiny and take your father’s village at my side [Music] [Music] now [Music] [Music] just like there [Music] I need someone I need someone to show me in my place [Music] [Music] negatory [Music] thanks for helping on this video make sure the gutter was channel and say hello we’ll see you all at dinner tonight we’re having potatoes they have a great day in the grain life

100 comments on “SONGIFY STAR WARS, but everything goes wrong because Luke is obsessed with Tosche Station

  1. wish i could give this more than one thumbs up. more people need to see this. star wars used to have good story writing…

  2. I can picture Luke sending Kylo Ren some photos of him hospitalized at Tosche Station saying "I lived bitch"

  3. Me, realizing that the chorus is the same for fifteen straight minutes: "Aw man, this is gonna get old, isn't it?"
    Also me, fifteen minutes later: "I WAS GOING INTO TOSCHE, TOSCHE STATION!"

  4. So, is Luke obsessed with getting converters from Tosche station, or has he litteraly spend decades never being given the chance because people keep asking him to do things? Because both options are sad in different ways.

  5. A complete list of things that "Just aren't fair!" according to Luke Skywalker: (enjoy!)
    Eating dinner with Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru
    Getting attacked by Sand People
    Being called upon by Ben Kenobi to become a Jedi, and come with him to Alderaan
    Getting the Millenium Falcon pulled into the Death Star by a tractor beam
    Almost getting crushed in the Trash Compactor of the Death Star, and being saved last second by R2-D2
    Needing to cut off a Wampa's arm to defend himself on Hoth
    Seeing a vision of Ben Kenobi's ghost on Hoth telling him to train in the ways of the Jedi with Master Yoda, and having Han run through said vision on a Tauntaun
    Being saved from death in the Echo Base by his friends
    Needing to save his friends on Cloud City, instead of completing his Jedi training with Yoda
    Needing to literally fall out of Cloud City to escape Vader
    His negotiations with Jabba The Hutt
    Being sentenced to death by Jabba The Hutt, oh yeah, and he's gonna kill Han and enslave Leia, that's bad, too
    Having a cyborg hand in Episode VI and keeping his promise to return to Dagobah
    Needing to help the Rebel Alliance destroy the Death Star II and stop the Empire once and for all
    Hijacking a speeder bike and throwing its Scout Trooper pilot at a tree on Endors Moon
    Being attacked with The Emperors Force Lightning
    Removing Anakins helmet to reveal he's become a gray old man, and bald
    Being called upon by Rey to train her
    A montage of Bens death, his kidnapping by the Wampa, Getting his hand cut off, the Rancor pit, and being kissed by Leia, the sand skiff, collapsing on Hoth, an explosion,

    I assume the [understandable] reasoning behind all of these is always:
    Because they prevent Luke from going to the Tosche, Tosche Station to pick up some power converters!

  6. Places Luke Skywalker "Is never gonna get out of" (according to him):
    Lars's Home on Tatooine
    The Jundland Wastes on Tatooine
    At the Sandcrawler on Tatooine
    The ride on the Landspeeder to Mos Eisley Spaceport on Tatooine
    Random room in the Death Star
    The deactivated Trash Compactor in the Death Star
    The vehicle bay of the Rebel Base on Yavin (I think it's Yavin?)
    The Wampa's home on Hoth (as he escapes, lol XD)
    Hoth
    The vehicle bay in the Echo Base on Hoth
    The atmosphere of Dagobah (While on his way to Cloud City, lol XD)
    Cloud City (As he's falling out of it, I'm sensing a pattern here 🙂
    The trip from Jabba's Palace to the Sarlaac Pit, on Tatooine
    The Sand Skiff, at the Sarlaac Pit, on Tatooine
    The trip in his X-Wing from Tatooine to Dagobah (in Space)
    Yodas house on Dagobah, after Yodas death
    A random Forest on the Moon of Endor
    The Ewok village on Endors Moon
    The Emperors Throne room in the Death Star II (During The Emperors death)
    The Emperors Throne room in the Death Star II (During Anakins unmasking and death)
    Where ever the heck he was in Episode VIII
    All the places in the montage at the end of the video

    He still never got to go to the Tosche, Tosche Station!
    To pick up some power converters!

  7. anyone ever noticed that when luke busts in and says I'm here to rescue you she just is like psshhh yea sure but he mentions kenobi and it's like ohhhhh really well hell lets go hahahahaha

  8. Instead of bitcoin mining people should just run the 10 hour version on repeat for forever and when man kind is wipe from earth this should be all that is left of society.

  9. I like the way you cut the most iconic NO moments, and make it look like a funny moments

    Vader: Join me!
    Luke: Nope had enough of your joke dad.

  10. I've been following schmoyoho for about 10 years at this point (i THINK i started watching when they released autotune the news 5, or thereabout), and I can firmly say that this video is my favourite they've ever made. I listen to the full thing regularly. It's got a really catchy chorus, some really funny lines (my favourites being "DAK DAK DAK DAK DAK!" 7:03 , and "UNCLE OWEN ᵃⁿᵈ ᴮᵉⁿ" 4:06 ), an overall funny premise and some nice details in the video itself, like putting Evan and Michael in the briefing rooms when the rebels are discussing plans. Schmoyoho have some amazing videos but this one is definitely number one for me.

    Genuinely considering becoming a YouTuber just so Schmoyoho will songify me lol. Thanks for all the entertainment over the years, Gregory Brothers, have a great day and a great life.

  11. I honestly hope at least 1 person who saw this, decided to go back and watch the original trilogy. That garbage Disney's force feeding us is an embarrassment.

  12. I don't know how many times I watched this before I realized that the reason there's two Death Stars – and the reason that the Death Star keeps blowing things up – is because in the canon of the song, Luke never blew up the first one!

  13. "Hey Luke, wanna come blow up another Death Star with us?"
    "No, I think I'm gonna go into tosche, tosche station"

  14. Darth Vader’s face zoomed up when Luke jumps off just screams “How is this week little Toche Station obsessed wimp my son?”

  15. This like the discount 1h or 10h vids that i always wanted to watch fully. I can say i watched this fully, several times.

  16. Actually how does this have dislikes? I mean, you don’t have to enjoy the music, but everyone should appreciate that this must have taken an ass ton of time to make. Straight fire.

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