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Things You Won’t Hear in Star Wars with John Boyega

Things You Won’t Hear in Star Wars with John Boyega


-Now, John, I’m sure
you get asked this a lot, but can you give us any spoilers
from “The Rise of Skywalker”? -I’m in enough trouble so, no,
I’m going to keep my mouth shut. -Fair enough.
Fair enough. Maybe we could at least give
some spoilers of things that definitely won’t be
in “The Rise of Skywalker.” -I can do that.
-All right. It’s time for “Things You Won’t Hear
in ‘Star Wars.'” ♪♪ ♪ Things you won’t hear
in “Star Wars” ♪ ♪♪
[ Laughter ] -You won’t hear Darth Vader say, “Luke, I’m your daddy.” [ Laughter and applause ] -You won’t hear
Obi-Wan Kenobi say, “Dang it, I forgot to wear
Spanx under my robe today. Hashtag Jedi fail!” [ Laughter and applause ]
[ Robot wails ] -You won’t hear Yoda say, “Just saw Dobby from
‘Harry Potter’ on Tinder. Mmm! Did I?
Right swipe, I will.” [ Robot beeps ]
[ Laughter and applause ] -You won’t hear Finn say, “The only reason I switched
sides was because I saw the ‘Can you hear me now?’
guy switch from Verizon to Sprint, so –” [ Blip ]
[ Laughter and applause ] -You won’t hear
Luke Skywalker say, “I have nipples, Greg.
Can you milk me?” [ Laughter and cheering ]
[ Robot wails ] [ Applause ] -You won’t hear C3PO say,
“Okay, boomer.” [ Laughter ]
[ Robot beeps ] [ Cheers and applause ] -You won’t hear
Supreme Leader Snoke say, “I just took a DNA test. Turns out I’m 100% that Sith.”
[ Laughter ] [ Robot noises ]
[ Cheers and applause ] -You won’t hear Boba Fett say, “I like hunting
for the Millennium Falcon, but I love hunting for
Black Friday deals at Kohl’s.” [ Laughter ]
[ Robot noises ] [ Applause ] -You won’t hear Rey say,
“BB-8, you still need to –” Ven– wait. That’s some
American stuff. Venmo? [ Laughter ] Wait, let me take it again.
-Yeah. -You won’t hear Rey say,
“BB-8, you still need to Venmo me for our Uber.
Your round, bitch.” [ Laughter and applause ]
[ Robot beeps ] -And finally, you won’t hear
Kylo Ren say, “You think Baby Yoda is cute?
Well, check out Hot Yoda.” [ Robot wails ]
[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ] I can’t wait to not hear
all those things in “Star Wars:
The Rise of Skywalker.” [ Cheers and applause ] My thanks to John Boyega!
[ Cheering ] Stick around.
We’ll be right back with more of “The Tonight Show,”
everyone. [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪

100 comments on “Things You Won’t Hear in Star Wars with John Boyega

  1. Two people I can't stomach perform a miserably shitty sketch.
    PS Have you ever noticed that so many Star Wars actors are such wankers?

  2. Very funny. It makes me realize how little I know about the Star Wars characters and History of the films. Is there a Star Wars for Dummies video or something? ANYONE ANYONE

  3. These Star Wars movies are one of the worse like come on Vinn has a Lightsaber he isn’t even a Jedi and also what did they call it not even Lightsaber but lightsabers what ever these last movies sucked massive cuck

  4. I paused the video at 0:06 seconds. Why the fuck does Jimmy Fallon continue to ask this shit when it's literally fun for nobody. Who wants to hear spoilers?? Stfu and slap the table some more

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